I'm not sure which person is my hero, they both just kind of made my day.

Patron to young waiter: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Wayne Newton?
Waiter: Who?
Patron: Wayne Newton.
Waiter: Oh, is he the other waiter here?

It's been a while

I am my own hero. Why? Because a conversation I heard made it on Overheard in the Office at 1pm today. You can read it here.